The two stoners and their friends go through another series of crazy, drug-influenced misadventures.

Machete stars Danny Trejo with a cast that includes Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan and Cheech Marin. Continue scrolling on down to read the official plot synopsis (via Collider) and the new trailer dedicated to those who put together the new immigration law in Arizona. Machete comes out in theaters everywhere on September 3rd.

Machete is a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Well uh…Machete kicks ass.  It is a culmination of Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico…there’s even a little bit of From Dusk ‘Til Dawn in there.  I think it’s gonna be one of his best.  And I’m not just saying that cause I’m the lead, it’s just a great movie.  I think everybody’s gonna walk away from that movie with some opinion.  It’s a battle for our border, you know? People are really serious about what’s going on with the border, and it shows the negative side of both sides.  Not just, we want everybody to cross or we don’t want anybody to cross.  It shows the negative side of both sides.  Everybody’s gonna be pissed off.

We want Machete, Machete Kills, and Machete Kills Again. [Laughter] That’s mine and Robert’s standards, you know? Every time I text him, he’ll text me back, Machete 2, coming up. [Laughs]

Machete stars Danny Trejo as the knife-wielding ex-Federale who goes on a path of revenge against the organization who betrayed him, and then some. The Sony Pictures film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal among many others. The rumored big screen release date is April 16th, 2010.

Maybe now the anger over the lack of a Sin City sequel will subside for the time being, as long as Machete is rated X as it had been when the trailer first premiered.

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Point Break is a movie about agent Johnny Utah, an FBI agent, going undercover to find suspected bank robbery gang The Ex-Presidents in a surf group. Stellar stuff for a movie.

So, by Reno 911!, I guess they really meant creative team Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant,  responsible for both Night at the Museums. Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel of the troupe Human Giant are, as usual, generally unfunny in this little bit. Now, maybe because I’m not a huge fan of Point Break to begin with, but this Cinemash didn’t really capture the best qualities of either the actors mashing the scene, or the movie itself. In comparison to the other two Cinemash clips that are out, this is by far the weakest. I mean, they do a great job of capturing how terribly Keanu Reeves acts, but the humor in it is very lacking.

Considering how great the Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt cinemash of Sid and Nancy and the Cheech and Chong cinemash of Tron were, the third installment of Cinemash was suprisingly underwhelming. But next week brings Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi breaking into Dirty Dancing.

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* – Reno 911! is a derivative of the notorious The State troupe.

Ok, maybe it’s not a normal conversation, and it’s definitely not expected of the two – Well, unless you’re Kevin Smith – but it’s got Tron in it! Next week promises Reno 911! and Human Giant give the Cinemash treatment to Point Break.

This little project has gotten pretty neat. Hopefully the cats at Mean Magazine can keep this going for a little bit.

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