Poster Roundup

I don’t know what’s up with studio design teams, but posters have been sucking much ass lately. This week is nothing new. A few standouts, but mostly mediocre crap. Check out this weeks drivel below and feel free to chime in with your opinions.

 

I really dig this poster. It has a strong cloud of darkness hanging over it.

 

 

Standard issue.

 

I dig this one. At least the photoshopped people fit the tagline.

 

 

Another standard issue poster. Come on Hollywood, it’s ok to hire a painter now and again.

 

 

The poster is creepy, but it doesn’t tell me anything. Does the kid like airports? He obviously likes hoodies, as do most people trying keep a low profile. Hmmm.

 

 

This one would kick ass if it wasn’t for the photoshopped floating heads fucking up the awesome wings of The Raven.

 

I do want to see this flick, but the poster sucks rhinoceros ass.

 

Better photoshop work. This one only sucks donkey ass, which obviously isn’t as bad as rhinoceros ass.