The plot of Halloween: Resurrection is a simple one, a group of teens spend the night in Michael Myers’ home as a part of a contest that will be broadcast live on the net, but that they don’t know (but we do) is that this is the night he (Michael Myers) comes home (familiar territory for this franchise).

Now I’m a huge fan of both good and bad slasher flicks, but this is just plain CRAP. The fact that Busta Rhymes is in it should have given everyone (myself included) enough of a hint to stay away from this stinker. Now I will say this about Busta, he is the best thing about this flick (besides the hot girls). His lines are fucking priceless! Because of Busta I’ve come to the conclusion that this is not a movie, but a drinking game. Everyone take a drink when Busta says something ridiculously awesome! Here are some examples of how often you will be drinking:

Freddie Harris (Busta Rhymes): Trick or treat, motherfucker!

Freddie Harris (Busta Rhymes): Let the dangertainment begin!

Freddie Harris (Busta Rhymes): Hey Mikey! Happy Fuckin' Halloween!

Freddie Harris (Busta Rhymes): Michael Myers is a killer shark.

Enjoy some good times while hating this movie.