Behind the Scenes: Take 9

Over the years the movie industry has taught us many great life lessons to help us grow and ultimately achieve that Utopian society.  First Blood taught us that you can prevail without the need to kill everything in your path, while Rambo taught us that justice can only be delivered from a million rounds of a mounted mini-gun.  And if Pirates of the Caribbean taught us anything it was that pirating is totally awesome, while Pirates of the Caribbean 3 taught us that pirating is a colossal waste of time.

It is now apparent that we must stop treating the movie industry like it’s a little baby.  A whiny adolescent with a full diaper stopped being cute a long time ago.  If you keep feeding it, you’ll keep getting… well, you know what.  So if the industry wants us to stop stealing their movies, then they should start making films we actually want to pay for.

- Tiberius & Kayne